#my sense of humor is awful

[inaris-pokemon-world]

I guess you could say Mochi choosing electricity for his "tera type" was, in fact, a very... "bright idea." eUe

[galaxynajma]

Stop posting about Kaiser!!!

No

[sunny-jumpscare]

To all of my Re:0 mutuals I just want to say: Sorry

I am about to release something awful on my edit blog lmao

[kanna-kizuchi-enjoyer]

I thought this was funny

[millimononym]

Sorry but meet the spy if it was written by vivziepop is still the funniest shit to me

[wishecho]

WENT BACK TO IT CHAPTER 2 TO WATXH A BIT AND I FORBOT BILL CALLS IT AN IMPOSTOR BAHAHHAHAB

[auronstory]

Favorite character dynamics: —Auron and Yuna

[lostxmelody]

😔😔😔

[evostrashbin]

VERY serious warmup doodle from like two days ago about Grima asking the truly important questions

[tyrianludaship]

Me-accurate 'x reader' where i convince scout that gay sex is fine as long as you dont make eye contact

me-accurate 'x reader' where i help engineer with parts and i try to not laugh when he brings up lubricant

[shannonsketches]

He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌

(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)

[katierosefun]

Hello :))) So, i was today years old when i learned you had a girlfriend (if i’m not mistaken) and somehow it means a lot to me as you’re one of my comfort blog and that i’ve been struggling with my own sexuality for a while. (I hope it does not come off as weird this is really not my intention 😭) So i was wondering if you would mind sharing how you two met as i love hearing about queer love stories coming from real people and not only in fiction (somehow i need to be reminded that yes, it can happen in real life too for me??) If and only if you’re comfortable doing so of course!!!

aww hi anon! first of all, thank you so much for the kind words--i'm so glad to hear that my blog is a source of comfort for you. and also, re: your sexuality--i'm sending you so much love! i know how scary and how overwhelming it can be to still be figuring out your sexuality and navigating your own queerness, so please remember to have some compassion for yourself, and please know that you're not alone.

as for my girlfriend: yes! i do in fact have one, and we've been together for a little over a year and a half now. we'll be going on two years pretty soon, which is all very exciting!

as for how we met: it's all a pretty funny story, because we actually met while we were both in college. and also right during that first covid summer too. we started off as long-distance friends, bonding our love for star wars and writing.

anyways, i totally had a crush on her, although i was trying to play it off most of the time. the fact that we lived in separate cities was another factor too, of course.

fast forward to a few years later, when we've both graduated college. i've just started my first year of law school; she's working at this point. we're still texting and calling each other a bit, and then i tell her, oh yeah, i'm going out on a date with this guy.

and just like something from a kdrama or a movie or something, this ridiculous, lovely woman texts me as i'm boarding the bus for my date. her text? hey, i dreamed about you last night! we were sitting on a park bench together and we were holding hands :)

and of course, at this point, i still have a disastrous crush on her (hence why i spent a lot of time dating all these random guys in my junior and senior year of college, because i was like i gotta just get over this), but anon, that text message was the other shoe dropping on my brain. i decided right then and there that enough is enough, i'm gonna call her tomorrow and tell her i like her, so she can't just say stuff like that anymore because i don't think i can take it anymore.

so we arrange to have a phone call the next day, and we chat, and of course, true to form, i have to have some liquid courage on me (peach soju, btw . . . but turns out, if you're jittery enough, you don't even feel the alcohol, because i still remember every detail). anyways, at some point, we're chatting, and then i blurt out, "i like you."

and she goes, "i like you too."

and i went, "no, i mean i like you more than a friend. as in i like you."

and she goes, "uh, yeah. i like you to do. the feeling's mutual."

and of course, i didn't know what to say to that. like, i swear i was just like "??? what?" because the thing is, i had this whole speech planned out in my head--something like i like you, and you don't like me like that, so i'm sorry that this is awkward, and i can just take care of my own feelings, but i just really needed to say that so that we're both on the same page--

so to say i was pretty stunned would be an understatement! so cue a lot of laughter and flustering, and fast forward to today, with her living with me for the summer (because of course, she'll need to go back to work and i'll have to go back to school once august hits), and we talk about how many pets we're going to have one day (she has this hobby of sending me videos of increasingly exotic animals and going "??? so can we have this as a pet? :)"), and we've talked about what our wedding is going to be like (as well as what our wedding will not be like) . . .

this is just a whole lot of details, but as you might be the first one to ask me about this lovely person on this webbed site, of course i'm going to ramble and gush--but anon, to give you some hope here, queer love is a beautiful thing and it certainly happens.

personally, i would love to go back in time and find my sad high school self and go "hey, hang in there, because you're gonna be lucky enough to finally fall in love with someone who's kind and warm and patient and loving, and she's going to encourage you to be a better person, and she's going to make friends with literally every single stranger on the street (much to your partial exasperation and partial wonder), and she's going to be really bad at staying hydrated, and she's going to take so many photographs of everything, and she's going to make friendship bracelets on your bed, and she's going to almost fight the secretary at a dentist's office for you (while you tug at her sleeve and go come on, i'm fine, let's just go), and she's going to recite and write poetry that you keep both on your walls and also in your head, and her grandma is going to show you the dorkiest photos she has of this silly, lovely, beautiful person who you love."

so: all that to say, anon, i hope that gave you some hope! it's such a long journey for some of us, but i promise that queer love is out there and healthily alive, and yeah, sometimes they're just as good (or even better) than those that you find in fiction :)

[fareehaandspaniards]

БОБЁР!!!!!!

[paranormaljones]

I was at an orientation for a fast food job (that I unfortunately can't actually work but that's a different story) and this happened.

Manager explaining things: "If you decide to stick around and you want to move up through the career path, you have to learn all of the positions."

Me:

[bumblingest-bee]

there's an internet microcelebrity who reminds me viscerally of somebody i don't talk to anymore and every so often i like to microdose on torturing myself by watching his videos 😐

[playstonkers]

Hey, just a random person studying the law here who happened to cross your blog and stopped at one little meme thing.. sorry to nitpick on something old, but..

Thinking that saying “gay and retarded” = “freedom of speech” demonstrates a fundamental misunderstanding of what that is.

That’s just being an oddly specific way to defend yourself on being an asshole.

Freedom of speech is the ability for us to be able to protest, write freely, petition, criticize etc. It’s much more than just defending your right to use edgy, disrespectful words. Anyone who goes “but muh free speech” when being told it’s disrespectful to use said words, just go seem to prove that the very subset of people who love it so much don’t know what it really represents.